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Thursday, April 22, 2004  

A random thought. Everyone's been hammering Kerry for his reluctance to release his records, calling him a bonehead for obfuscating. But is he? Let's look at the two scenarios:

1. Bush demands he release his records, which he immediately does, because as we all know, there's nothing to hide. The press takes a gander, yawns, moves on.

2. Bush demands he release his records and he doesn't, causing Bush to howl like a mashed cat that he's obfuscating. After whipping everyone into a frenzy about his "foot-dragging," Kerry finally releases his records and for two news cycles, the press reports that they're pretty much what we expected--Kerry was a seriously decorated bad-ass.

Now who's the bonehead?

posted by Jeff | 4:57 PM |
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