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Wednesday, May 26, 2004  

Warning

Today John Ashcroft announced that al Qaida was gunning for the US. Unfortunately, only part of the quote was printed. I happen to have been tipped off about the whole statement, which I quote below. Highlighted text was deleted in earlier versions:

"Credible intelligence from multiple sources indicates that fighting al-Qaida is George W. Bush's only winning issue. Therefore I am today announcing that al-Qaida plans to attempt an attack on the United States in the next few months. This disturbing intelligence indicates al-Qaida's specific intention to hit the United States hard. You better vote for Bush or dem scary Muslims'll getcha."

posted by Jeff | 1:26 PM |
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